2008年上半年总结

过大年,雪灾了
炒牛市,崩盘了
留个影,艳照了
去旅游,暴乱了
乘飞机,罢航了
坐火车,出轨了
呆在家,地震了
发工资,都捐了
2008年太不正常了，
一切都不正常，
但关键时刻，
中国男足挺身而出，
用实际的输球行动
向世界证明：
中国男足还是正常的!

NIS的人都走了代表什么？

NIS的人都走了代表我开始支撑NIS。
NIS的人都走了代表我不能早上到公司后再吃早餐了。
NIS的人都走了代表我到公司的第一件事情就是回Email。
NIS的人都走了代表我有回不完的Email。
NIS的人都走了代表我有解决不完的问题。
NIS的人都走了代表我有写不完的Document。
NIS的人都走了代表我有开不完的会。
NIS的人都走了代表我有接不完的电话。
NIS的人都走了代表我有很多电话要打。
NIS的人都走了代表我有很多工作要布置给别人。
NIS的人都走了代表我不只要自己做完份内，还要看看别人做完没。
NIS的人都走了代表我不能在公司看完每天的《我报》。
NIS的人都走了代表我几乎每天的午餐都要打包吃。
NIS的人都走了代表我没有下午茶可以喝了。
NIS的人都走了代表我每天8点以后回家是正常的。
NIS的人都走了代表我下班去跑步是一种精神上的放松。
NIS的人都走了代表我又开始重复一年前的工作：看别人写了几年的codes。
NIS的人都走了代表我必须短时间学会很多从来没做过的事情。
NIS的人都走了代表我必须学会应付所有突发的事件。
NIS的人都走了代表我要学会把bug in production 不要放在心上。
NIS的人都走了代表我开始觉得别人问的bug不用急着修，它自己会变好的。

NIS Team 4个人都走了代表我变得从来没有这么忙过。

Just bought this latest IT device

Nike+ latest IT device -- SportBand , motivate myself to run on everyday.





NB: singnet user can't use this device since its PC client can't successfully connect to Nike website to upload user's running data. So... go to get a startHub cable

HTC Touch Diamond

School Joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked," Boy, what is your problem?"Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Tulip says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Ms Tulip asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Boy., after a moment "Legs."Ms
Tulip: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Boy: Coconut
Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy: Yep.
Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.Boy: Tent
Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.Boy: Nose
Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.Boy: Arrow
Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy: Fire truck
Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.Boy: Fork
Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?Boy: SURNAME
Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG MYSELF"